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Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.

1. Birdbrain looking for a mate. Go chekc out the aviary. I bet you'll find your match there.

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls? In the jail. Haha!

3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine. Yeah coz they always stick to the rules.

4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven? I guess NO coz I'm still here on earth. Haha!

5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional. Whatever!

6. Does this profile make me look fat? Fat-ter!

7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity. What the pack?! Haha!