Only in the Philippines

My friend posted this at the FS Bulletin and thought of sharing this with you guys. But I just picked the ones I like. Sobrang dami kasi. Here goes...

1. Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.
2. Call Center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
3. The honking of car horns is a way of life.
4. All kinds of animals are edible.
5. Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.
6. Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
7. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear RALPH-LAUREN AND TOMMY HILFIGER( peke).
8. Where even poverty-stricken have the latest cell-phones (GSM-Galing Sa Magnanakaw).
9. Where the government makes the people pray for miracles (AMEN to that).
10. Rodents are normal house pets.
11. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news are provides drama.
12. Where actors make the rules and where the politicians provide the entertainment.
13. People can get away with stealing TRILLIONS of Pesos but not a Thousand.
14. Where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay their tax) than those employed and have their tax automatically deducted from their salaries.
15. And where everyone wants to leave the country.

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